God the Animal
by
In Gloom
on
God The Animal
(2021) samples
People Open Up About How They Started Believing In God After Finding A Big Bag Of Laundry In A Barn
(ClickHole,
):
Finding the pile of laundry in my wet dangerous barn made me think about what it would be like if God the animal bit me with his razor-sharp fangs. God has huge poisonous fangs and he loves to bite people who follow the rules. If you follow the rules, God's going to kill you with his long teeth ; and I love knowing that.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k9Eck2Mv3UA&t=112s
Horrendous Purulency Womb
by
Pathological Sadism
on
Realms Of The Abominable Putrefaction
(2020) samples
Slither
(James Gunn,
):
It looks like something that fell off my dick during the war.
Mount of Olives
by
Orphan
on
Manifesto 1.0: Stages of Grief
(2023) samples
The David Susskind Show, Interview with Max "Joey" Kurschner (Mafia Hitman)
(David Susskind,
):
When I come out of the hospital, I went hunting. And there was nothing in this world that was gonna stop me from finding them people. And I found them. And I watched them all die nice and slow.
The Pessimist
by
Abysmal Torment
on
The Misanthrope
(2018) samples
True Detective S01E01 "The Long Bright Dark "
(Cary Joji Fukunaga,
):
Intro :
I think human consciousness is a tragic misstep in evolution. We became too self-aware. Nature created an aspect of nature separate from itself - we are creatures that should not exist by natural law... We are things that labor under the illusion of having a self, that accretion of sensory experience and feelings, programmed with total assurance that we are each somebody, when in fact everybody's nobody... I think the honorable thing for our species to do is to deny our programming. Stop reproducing, walk hand in hand into extinction - one last midnight, brothers and sisters opting out of a raw deal.
Outro :
Look, I'd consider myself a realist, all right? But in philosophical terms I'm what's called a pessimist.
Execution of Reason
by
Skinless
on
Trample the Weak, Hurdle the Dead
(2006) samples
Mother Night
(Keith Gordon,
):
They say that a hanging man hears glorious music... I wonder what it sounds like.
Revenge (My Part Time Lover) (2024 Mix)
by
Killwhitneydead
on
Never Good Enough For You (Anniversary Edition - 2024 Mix)
(2024) samples
The Breakfast Club
(John Hughes,
):
Don't mess with the bull. You'll get the horns.
Unfathomable Defecation
by
Monumental Discharge
on
Unfathomable Defecation
(2020) samples
Jurassic Park
(Steven Spielberg,
):
That is one big pile of shit
Tampon Lollipops
by
Skinless
on
Progression Towards Evil
(1998) samples
"impossible to find Penthouse Forum audio disk"
(Antonio Adamo,
):
She didn't have legs! I guess Jerry had remembered that my ultimate fantasy was to fuck a girl with no legs! Jerry started feeling up her big tits, and slowly rotated Audrey around on my love muscle until she was literally spinin' on my dick like a record on a turntable. Unable to contain myself any longer, I unloaded a huge load of spunk into her.
Slaughterhouse
by
Mortician
on
Hacked up for Barbeque- Zombie Apocalypse
(1998) samples
Slaughterhouse
(Rick Roessler,
):
"My God, boy, what have you done? Why... why? You mean they were messin' with your pigs? Jesus Christ, boy, you can't just slaughter people 'cause they were messin' with your hogs! Now we're in a heap of trouble. Ah, shit... I buy you a new drum-bunker cleaver for your birthday, and this is how you repay me? Sometimes you really piss me off. At least you made good, clean cuts."
Black Metal Sabbath
by
Cephalic Carnage
on
Lucid Interval - Reissue
(2002) samples
Twin Peaks (series)
(Robert Goldstein,
):
LAURA: faster and faster... And for a long time you wouldn't feel anything, and then you'd burst into fire, forever. And the angels wouldnt help you, because they've all gone away.
Rectal Fume Asphyxiation
by
Putrid Defecation
on
True Toilet Slam
(2022) samples
The Naked Gun 2½: The Smell of Fear
(David Zucker,
):
- What's that smell?
- Oh, that would be me. I've been swimming in raw sewage. I love it.
- I love it!
Asylum Cave
by
Benighted
on
Asylum Cave
(2011) samples
Looney Tunes' Bugs Bunny
(Chuck Jones,
):
[recurring line:] Eh, what's up, doc?
Scat in a Box
by
Kastrated
on
Surge of Festering Spasticity
(2016) samples
The Might Boosh, S02E03 "Nanageddon"
(Paul King,
):
-Went to a graveyard today.
-Yeah ?
-Yeah. Got naked. Did a shit on a tombstone.
Mephitic Feculence
by
Monumental Discharge
on
Unfathomable Defecation
(2020) samples
Dumb and Dumberer: When Harry Met Lloyd
(Troy Miller,
):
Oh my God, he shit everywhere ! There's shit everywhere ! Oh my God ! He shit everywhere !
Odious Malformation
by
Covidectomy
on
Covidectomy
(2020) samples
The Matrix
(Lana Wachowski,
):
It came to me when I tried to classify your species and I realized that you're not actually mammals. Every mammal on this planet instinctively develops a natural equilibrium with the surrounding environment but you humans do not. You move to an area and you multiply and multiply until every natural resource is consumed and the only way you can survive is to spread to another area. There is another organism on this planet that follows the same pattern. Do you know what it is ? A virus. Human beings are a disease, a cancer of this planet. You're a plague and we are the cure.